The Hooters bar and restaurant on Route 38 in Cherry Hill, NJ recently closed. What is the world coming to when even Hooters goes out of business. They really failed when they tried to make it out as a great place to bring the family. They should of advertised it as what it was, a great place to grab a beer, watch some sports and see which waitress had the smallest outfit.
What I would've loved to seen was the next day at the unemployment office. Just imagine a room filled with unemployed Hooters girls, and the job counselors asking them questions.
"So your last place of employment?"
"Hooters"
"Reason you were laid off?"
"Hey I'm not that kind of girl!"
"What job skills do you have?"
She unzips her jacket.
"Thought you weren't that kind of girl"
"You a good tipper?"
"We'll give you a call if we have something for you"
"You better be a real good tipper if you think your getting my number"
Quite a scene indeed.
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